The ASDFGHJL

19th May 2013 | 60,182 notes

19th May 2013 | 80,692 notes

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

(via humoristics)

19th May 2013 | 29,713 notes

A QUICK LESSON ON CROPS AND WHIPS FROM YOUR FAVOURITE HORSE RIDER

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

THIS IS A CROP

IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE

IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN

THIS IS A WHIP

IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE

IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN

NOW GO FORTH AND WRITE ACCURATE PORN

THANK YOU MASTER

(via adultanatomy)

18th May 2013 | 28,036 notes

torisomething:

if this isn’t on your blog, you should be ashamed.

(Source: funnycutegifs, via oneoutonmyown)

16th May 2013 | 70,594 notes

brengmedehorizon:

transcendent-youth:

luna-ocean:

prettyreckles:

this scares me

i don’t understand how this works.. shit it scares me too

fuck, i dont know which one applies to me though

no no no

(via sinkingdem0ns)

14th May 2013 | 19,347 notes

bumrumpus:

moosefeels:

rebornica:

I keep seeing too many people complain about having big thighs and being fat or skinny so I made these!

Encouraging Zangief!

can we just call him body positive zangief

BODY POSITIVE ZANGIEF

(via vampishly)

13th May 2013 | 20,437 notes

(Source: gifsploitation, via champagnesocialiste)

11th May 2013 | 86,411 notes

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

peppermonster:

darthnoctem:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Loot whore.

you gotta hand it to a guy who can solo a boss

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